THE KING CAN KISS MY ASS Women's Crew

The King Can Kiss My ASS

Long live the DONKEY!

This one’s for the rebels, the resistors, and anyone who doesn’t bow to billionaires or wannabe kings.
Because last time we checked, America ditched the monarchy in 1776 — and we’re not about to start curtsying now.

Orange crowns? We don't do kings here. And we’ve got better things to kiss.

Patriotic, punchy, and powered by democracy, this is the perfect fit for anyone who knows real freedom doesn't come from groveling — it comes from voting, organizing, and standing your ground.

Wear it proud.
Because in this country, we the people means every damn one of us.

This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck

Every RedWhite&Blue product is designed, printed, and shipped right here in the U.S.A.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, industrial waste, and pollution. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.