THE KING CAN KISS MY ASS V-Neck
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The King Can Kiss My ASS
Long live the donkey!
This one’s for the rebels, the resistors, and anyone who doesn’t bow to billionaires or wannabe kings.
Because last time we checked, America ditched the monarchy in 1776 — and we’re not about to start curtsying now.
Orange crowns? We don't do kings here. And we’ve got better things to kiss.
Patriotic, punchy, and powered by democracy, this is the perfect fit for anyone who knows real freedom doesn't come from groveling — it comes from voting, organizing, and standing your ground.
Wear it proud.
Because in this country, we the people means every damn one of us.
Embrace ultimate comfort with this women’s V-neck t-shirt. Its soft fabric and relaxed fit make it ideal for a polished everyday look, with the V-neck adding a touch of style.
• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
Every RedWhite&Blue product is designed, printed, and shipped right here in the U.S.A.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, industrial waste, and pollution. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.
Size Chart
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 25 | 34 - 37 |
| M | 25 ¼ | 38 - 41 |
| L | 26 ½ | 42 - 45 |
| XL | 27 ½ | 46 - 49 |
| 2XL | 28 | 50 - 53 |
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