is he dead yet?

is he dead yet?

(Retired… for now)

We don’t sell this shirt anymore.

But we still check the news every morning.
It was so funny in it's whisper small "got milk?" style.  Maybe it’ll be funny again someday...

Until then, we’re keeping it in the vault —
Out of respect. Out of caution.
And maybe, just maybe…
Out of hope.
(C’mon. Did you see his ankles? It could happen any day now.)

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Every RedWhite&Blue product is designed, printed, and shipped right here in the U.S.A.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, industrial waste, and pollution. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.