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THE KING CAN KISS MY ASS Premium Tote
$20.00 USD
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The King Can Kiss My ASS
One tote to rule them all.
Sturdy enough for snacks, sass, and the Constitution — this bag doesn’t bow to anyone.
Especially not spray-tanned tyrants with a crown complex.
Whether you're headed to the market, the march, or just minding your democratic business, this tote carries it all.
Built for books, veggies, beach towels, and big ideas. It's a loud-and-clear message for the would-be king.
Because we don’t do royalty here.
We do liberty, justice, freedom, and we carry our own damn bags.
A trendy beach bag, where you can put everything that matters when hitting those warm beaches.
• 100% polyester
• Maximum weight limit – 44lbs (20kg)
• Large inside pocket
• Comfortable cotton webbing handles
• Vibrant colors that won't fade
• Available in one size
Every RedWhite&Blue product is designed, printed, and shipped right here in the U.S.A.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, industrial waste, and pollution. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.
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