the KING can KISS my ASS

The King Can Kiss My ASS

Right in the middle.

This one’s for the rebels, the resistors, and anyone who doesn’t bow to billionaires or wannabe kings.
Because last time we checked, America ditched the monarchy in 1776 — and we’re not about to start curtsying again.

Orange crowns? We don't do kings here. And we’ve got better things to kiss.

Patriotic, punchy, and powered by democracy, this is the perfect fit for anyone who knows real freedom doesn't come from groveling — it comes from voting, organizing, and standing your ground.

Wear it proud.
Because in this country, we the people means every damn one of us.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Every RedWhite&Blue product is designed, printed, and shipped right here in the U.S.A.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, industrial waste, and pollution. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.